@Stan - yeah, Will Self sometimes rubs me up the wrong way, too. Although I liked him when he was on Shooting Stars, lol.
He makes some points but he's wrong when he says JWs view salvation as pre-ordained. Er, no they don't. They view salvation as dependent on faithfulness to Jehovah. Sin repeatedly and don't ask for forgiveness ... and you're gonna be killed at Armageddon, even if you are one of the anointed.
Also, I don't agree with him when he calls the JWs 'infantile'. Misguided, yes, but infantile? Nah.
The good thing about Will Self is he's an eccentric Brit who does his own thing and says whatever he wants.