I know you're joking but he would never do such a thing cause he's a coward - yeah, you're probably right.
No doubt Lloyd thinks he's being 'brave' because he's an anti-WT activist. Well, that's not particularly brave at all. The WTS has serious problems with CSA and other issues, but it doesn't really come after anti-JW activists.
Soldiers are brave in times of war. Boxers are brave for stepping into the ring. Sex abuse survivors are brave for telling what happened to them. That guy with the orange jumpsuit (James Foley) in my previous post's photo was brave, facing his death with calm dignity.
But Lloyd Evans is not brave. Like you say, he's closer to the cowardly end of the spectrum.