It's also now exactly 30 YEARS since October 1, 1975....the day the world was supposed to end (or least to the "overenthusiastic ones" )
That means that Adam spent at least thirty long years humping animals in order to discover that he could not find a suitable mate.
I guess there must've been a lot of animals in the Garden of Eden.
Or maybe Adam started a long-term relationship with a heifer that didn't quite work out.
Whatever. Funny thing that when God created all the other animals, he remembered to give them mates so they could reproduce before they died, yet he somehow neglected to give Adam a mate for over a quarter of a century.
I feel bad for Eve. Adam was already sexually quite experienced by the time she got on the scene; who knows what STDs Adam had picked up from cattle.