chavs

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  • Ellie
    Ellie

    1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
    Innit.

    2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
    Sorted.

    3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
    Safe.

    4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
    Innuinnit.

    5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

    6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.

    7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
    It might be your bike.

    8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

    9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
    "What you lookin' at?"

    10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
    Paint three stripes on it.

    11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    The police.

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  • coolhandluke
    coolhandluke

    What the hell is a chav?

  • Ellie
    Ellie

    A chav is an unemployed, uneducated, criminally minded waste of space, lives on a council estate and drinks cheap alcohol and takes loads of drugs all day.

  • daystar
    daystar

    Wow, what a cultural difference. I just don't grasp the humor in this. I'm sorry.

    Like:

    "10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

    Paint three stripes on it."

    ?? Why would painting three stripes on a phone booth cause chavs to clamber into it?

    Interesting.

  • Ellie
    Ellie

    Daystar, I guess you have to be British to get these jokes as they refer a lot to slang words used by the uneducated in Britain, the joke about the phone booths is making fun of the chav's love for Adidas.

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    So Jamie Oliver is a wannabe chav?

    Sorted...

  • Simon
    Simon

    LOL, I got it Ellie

  • JV
    JV

    www.chavscum.co.uk, that's a great site, I especially like the chav of the month section that they have.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Hehehe...

  • Ellie
    Ellie

    try www.chavtowns.co.uk you can find out how chavy your town is, and its pretty accurate

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