Bible Contradictions

by lamb_neo 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    According to Matthew 4:12, Mark 1:14and Luke 3:20, John the Baptist was imprisoned before Jesus chose Simon and Andrew as disciples. John 1:35 says he was with them at the time.

    According to Matthew chapter 4, Mark chapter 1, and Luke chapter 4, Jesus went into the wilderness straight after his baptism for 40 days. According to John 1:35, one day after baptism (compare John 1:29), he was choosing Andrew and Simon as disciples, at John 1:43, two days after baptism, he was choosing Philip, and at John 2:1, three days after baptism, he was at the wedding in Cana.

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    kid-a, i'll pray for your lost soul. maybe you can be spared if you change your ways

    While you have god on the line, could you also ask him if he can do anything about my car insurance premiums? Thanks buddy.

  • Legolas
    Legolas

    Oh amd mine too please and see what he can do about all my dam bills, oh and ask him to please sell my house for me!

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    googlemagoogle...LOL, you're either going down the route of scholar or Shining One, or you're having a grand old time assuming that persona (a la XQsThaiPoes who had similar fun from time to time, such that we didn't know if he meant what he wrote half the time).

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    our almighty god want's his disciples to have joy and even fun from time to time.

    googlemagoogle, His faithful follower

  • Sam the Man
    Sam the Man

    "our almighty god"

    Is that the Almighty with a capital G or without? Is it your (g)od or really our (G)od?

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    oh lord, another lunatic...

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    Is that the Almighty with a capital G or without? Is it your (g)od or really our (G)od?

    it's with a capital A and a capital G and a capital D. as in Alnighty GoD. i don't know how i commited the sin of writing these holy words in such a disrespectful manner. i'll ask for forgiveness and set the right steps to show my repenting attitude.

    googlemagoogle, born again christian

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