Are you a Pastafarian?

by GermanXJW 18 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW

    I recently learnt about the Pastafarians (not Rastafarians). They believe the universe was made by Him, the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster).

    Sounds like a sensible alternative to Christians to me...

  • Hellrider
    Hellrider

    Oh yes, you bet I am. My favorite food...pasta with meatballs, yum yum. In Italy they eat pasta a lot with fish, clams and stuff, and that I don`t like. But pasta with meatballs&tomato sauce, lasagna, pizza...that`s paradise right there. God must be italian.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    Ok, now you've done it! I'm going to blow my diet and buy a lasagna on the way home from work. And it's all your fault!

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  • Valis
    Valis

    Just the other night I partook in the sacrament...

  • DannyBloem
    DannyBloem
    I recently learnt about the Pastafarians (not Rastafarians). They believe the universe was made by Him, the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster).

    All pastafarians are stupid, uneducated people. It is really a very bad imitation of the real grand power of the universe, the IPU!

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW

    I beg your pardon. I am serious about this:

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    I prefer Asian

    Does that make me a ricist?

  • OldSoul
    OldSoul

    That depends, how do you mean "prefer?"

  • Daunt
    Daunt

    I have been touched by his noodly appendages.

  • Soledad
    Soledad
    In Italy they eat pasta a lot with fish, clams and stuff, and that I don`t like.

    OMG you are nuts! That's the best way to eat pasta. Forget the meat sauce! Bring on the vongole!

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