Questions about new system

by joelbear 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • Utopian Reformist
    Utopian Reformist

    Now you've done it! I am going to have to log off and binge somewhere on fast food or I will die!

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou
    binge somewhere on fast food or I will die!

    or? OR?

  • jeeprube
    jeeprube

    Will I still be able to flyfish?

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    This thread is a hoot

    If everyone will eventually stop grow up and be perfect and no longer procreate won't that mean that eventually there won't be anymore children?

    Will I have to clean up lion and tiger poop? I don't want that job.

    -Doodle-V

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Will women get their periods every month? FOR EVER???????

    Will lovemaking being perfect each and every time?

    How often do perfect people get horny?

    What will the BILLIONS of sexless resurrected drones do all day while the perfect few thousand who survived Armageddon and still have functioning gonads get their rocks off in perfect daily orgasmic ecstasy? Won't they be envious?

    Will the sexless resurrected drones even have gonads? If so, will their ovaries and testes produce oestrogen and testosterone at all?

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    Will I have to wear African native garb?

    -Doodle-V

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    Just how happy will the dubs be doing the same stuff over and over and over and over and over for eternity?

    A bit creepy just like that Bill Murray movie, "GroundHog Day".

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    How will gay Witnesses, who remained celibate before Armageddon, turn hetero? Will it be overnight, or gradual?

    Pope

  • sonnyboy
    sonnyboy
    if everyone is perfect who will win tennis matches or chess games?

    Competition will be prohibited.

    how will animal populations be controlled if there are no predators?

    Humans won't even be f*ckin', yet alone animals.

    just how many baskets of fruit can you eat in 1000 years?

    You wound't need to eat that much since you'll never die anyway.

    what, no cheeseburgers?

    You won't even be allowed to make the unnatural abomination called soy burgers.

    will Antactica be made habitable?

    Yes, but due to the melting of the polar ice caps, coastal cities around the world will no longer be.

    will you still be able to get sunburned?
    Unless Jehovah spares the Coppertone factories, you'll still be able to get sunburned.
  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    will you still be able to get sunburned? Yes

    yes, but it wont hurt.. lol

    would we cease digesting and discharging waste since we are perfect? No

    actually, the "golden age" says something different. it sais, the "electron-ring" around earth (whatever this is) is improving our body functions, so we no longer "give a sh't" about anything.. lol

    reading all those questions i gotta say one thing: earth is perfect as it is. now.

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