Sonnyboy's Italian joke thread (page 2)

ballistic

I got a new avatar for you Ms Whip...

talesin

ball. wasted a thre-e-ead

neener, neener, neener!

t

ballistic

ball. wasted a thre-e-ead
neener, neener, neener!

Thanks! That'll teach me for posting news items as they happen - only to be dismissed by later reports, and it was the bbc as well!!!

Low-Key Lysmith

What do you call an Italian slum?

A Spaghetto

hybridous

How do you kill an Italiano?

Slam the seat down on his head while he's getting a drink.

ballistic

So... Sonnyboy, can you tell us the joke now,

(hopefully it's not quite as undiverse as some of the others)

sonnyboy

I saw this and thought, "When did I start this thread?"

Ok, I'll give it a go (no pun intended):

One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel.

I go down to eat soma breakfast.

I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast.

She bringa me only onea piss.

I tella her I wanna two piss.

She say go to the toilet.

I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate.

She say you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch.

I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat soma lunch at Drake Restaurant

The waitress bringa me a spoon ana knifea, but no fock.

I tella her I wanna fock.

She tellsa me everybody wanna fock.

I tella her, you no understand.

I wanna fock on the table.

She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

Don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel, ana there's no sheet on my bed.

I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet.

He tells me to go to the toilet.

So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed.

He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you.

I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.

I go back to Italy!!!

talesin

LOL!!! I liked the hands one, too. omg, my sides are splitting tonite!

tal

ballistic

LOL, I waited all day for that and it was well worth it!

tijkmo

hopefully it's not quite as undiverse as some of the others)

phew...ball...i thought it was just me

Sonnyboy's Italian joke thread

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