Funny Songs that Remind You of JWs

by Scully 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    Who's watching
    Tell me who's watching
    Who's watching me

    I'm just an average man with an average life
    I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
    All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
    But why do I always feel
    Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and...

    I always feel like somebody's watching me
    And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
    I always feel like somebody's watching me
    Tell me, is it just a dream

    When I come home at night
    I bang the door real tight
    People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
    Or can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?
    When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
    Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
    People say I'm crazy, just a little touch
    But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much
    That's why...

    I always feel like somebody's watching me
    And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
    I always feel like somebody's watching me
    Who's playing tricks on me?

    Who's watching me
    I don't know anymore!
    Are the neighbours watching me?
    Who's watching
    Well is the mailman watching me?
    Tell me who's watching
    And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
    I wonder who's watching me now
    Who?

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    Duran Duran's "Notorious"

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    Notorious
    Duran Duran

    I can't read about it
    burns the skin from your eyes
    I'll do fine without it
    here's one you don't compromise
    Lies come hard to disguise
    Let me to fight it out--
    not wild about it
    Lay your seedy judgements
    who says they're part of our lives?

    you own the money
    you control the witness
    I hear you're lonely
    don't monkey with my business
    You pay the profits to justify the reasons
    I heard your promise
    but I don't believe it
    that's why I'll do it again

    no no notorious

    Girls will keep the secrets
    so long as boys make the noise
    Fools run rings to break up
    something they'll never destroy
    Grand notorious slam--
    BAM!
    and who really gives a damn
    for a flaky bandit?
    don't ask me to bleed about it
    I need this blood to survive

    (chorus)

    no no notorious

  • sonnyboy
    sonnyboy

    Take This Job and Shove It

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