This was said to me by my mother in the heat of an arguement where she was trying to impress on me that I should show respect to her no matter how she treats me:
"You'll understand about respecting your parents when you're older." WTF!!
So I said to her: "Mother (she hates it when I call her Mother ), how old do you think I am? Did you forget that I'm 40?
Do you guys have any crazy stuff that your parents have said to you?