Joke of the day:
Communication Skills
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Phil and his wife Bernice listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Phil leaned over, touched Bernice's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Phil's life of celibacy.
M'