Indiana: It's against the law to shoot open a can of food.
Cleveland, Ohio: It's forbidden to catch mice without a hunting license.
Florida: It's against the law to hunt deer while swimming.
Rochester, New York: Firemen must wear ties while on duty.
Massachusetts: All dogs must have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
Marshalltown, Iowa: It's against the law for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.
Barre, Vermont: Everyone must take a bath on Saturday night.
Frankfort, Kentucky: It's illegal to shoot off a policemen's tie.
Macomb, Illinois: It's illegal for an auto to impersonate a wolf.
Youngstown, Ohio: It's illegal for a car to run out of gas.
San Francisco: It's illegal to wipe down your car with used undewear.
Alabama: It's a crime to put salt on a railroad track (punishable by death).
Louisiana: You are allowed to grow as tall as you want.
Kentucky: It's a crime to use a reptile during any part of a religious service.
Massachusetts: (1659A.D.) Christmas was outlawed. Observers were fined 5 shillings.
New Jersey: It's illegal to slurp soup.
Walden, N.Y.: It's a crime to offer anyone a glass of water without a permit.
Waterloo, Nebraska: Barbers are prohibited from eating garlic.
Los Angeles: Infants cannot dance in public halls.
Florida: Housewives are not allowed to break more than three dishes a day.
New York, NY: It's illegal for bald men to enter a beauty shop to have thier hair regrown