nonsensical quotes

by colorado5591 21 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    Familiarity breeds....

  • talesin
    talesin

    absence makes the heart grow fonder .... for someone else

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish
    Familiarity breeds....

    ...six fingered children?

    ig.

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    Cheers Talesin. My bird feels much more secure

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    An evangelical's mind is like an iris. Shed more light on either and it closes up.

  • Momofmany
    Momofmany

    I have a few.

    Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks you're an a**hole

    Most people want to spend eternity with Jesus, I want to spend mine with Willy Wonka.

    There is a light at the end of the tunnel, it's a train coming to run you over.

    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • Sith
    Sith

    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...but a hand in the bush is better

  • kls
    kls
    but a hand in the bush is better

    Is liable to get eaten off

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute
    Is liable to get eaten off

    vaginas don't bite silly kls!

    bethel

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    "I lasts till the finish 'cos I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!"Iy'am what Iy'am"

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