The Atheist's Book of Bible Stories - Ch. 9 - Righteousness

stillajwexelder

Well, he does what any courageous role model would do. He offers his virgin daughters to the crowd.
Brilliant
Legolas

A Final WordThe Bible abounds with persons held up as examples of righteousness. If these men made the cut, it makes you wonder about those whom the Bible classifies as wicked. By these standards, most of the persons inhabiting our penal system could be prophets.

I just can't stop laughing!
My gawd someone give this man a Nobel Prize!!!!
AlmostAtheist

My gawd someone give this man a Nobel Prize!!!!

That's exactly how I feel, Lego. This book is a treasure and its author is an unsung hero. Thank you for singing him a bit!
Dave
BONEZZ

Yeah...how come that foreskin scene was never depicted in an assembly drama? Oh what great moments we may have missed. Some of that turkey/ham that was in my hoagie could have been used as prop material. Picture: David holding up a handful with great amounts of ketchup from small tubes squeezed upon it to represent Philistine blood...Oh my, my only regret is that I did not work in costumes and props.
-BONEZZ