Is The Awake Getting Dumber? (7/22/05)

by metatron 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Could the Awake be getting dumber?

    Let's look a recent issue ( July 22, '05)

    1) The cover reads "Natural Disasters - Are They Getting Worse?"

    Of course, the Watchtower wants you to conclude -Yes!! - despite the fact that

    many of the quoted disasters have happened previous to the 20th century and

    not been equaled since ( pg. 7 & 9)

    2) The Awake promises that God will end famine (pg. 13) What it fails to tell you

    is that God is going to end famine by killing off starving multitudes at

    Armageddon because they aren't Jehovah's Witnesses! Tough luck for those

    wide eyed hungry kids shown on page 12.

    3)"Meeting The Challenge of Meetings" (pg. 28) It seems that waste-of-time

    meetings are a real problem in today's world. Meetings "that last too long"

    or that are "unnecessary" are also a problem. Hello? Is anybody home?

    Yoo-Hoo, Bethel -- Is anyone there reading this hypocritical crap?

    How often do you attend meetings of Jehovah's Witnesses, brother Writer?

    4) and finally! We have the story of a Witness couple who were saved by remembering

    an Awake article on giant waves! ( pg. 31)

    However, did the Awake article really save their lives? Let's see:

    "When the Gesells saw the giant wave in the distance, they turned around and

    started running."

    Now, I can't speak for you but if I see a giant anything coming towards me

    ( wave, 50 foot tall woman, Godzilla), I am inclined to run away. I don't need

    an Awake article ( Feb. 8, 2001) to mull over in my memory.

    Coming in Next Month's Awake:

    Finding Your Backside With Both Hands

    Am I Too Dumb To Live?

    Making Three Bean salad with One Kind of Beans and Magic Markers

    metatron

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    LMAO! cackling and everything. BTW, don't we get one of these "Is the Awake Getting Dumber?" threads about every other week? Can't wait till that's only once a month!

  • el jarocho mayor
    el jarocho mayor

    This is too funny! thanks for the post !! Is the awake getting dumber, does a cow, moo?

  • potleg
    potleg

    Sure the Awake and all the publications are getting dumber.or more simplistic. When old Freddie F was doing some of the writing it was the exact opposite. Does anyone remember studying the old Babylon book? We'd stager out of the bookstudy more confused than when we went in, what with all the types, anti-types,beasts and other assorted loonies. Now it's all pretty pictures of paradise, you dont seem to see as many pictures of the Big A any more.

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    Dub Dumb
    So much for a 4 years college education by reading them. It's more like a 2 year correspondence college. LMAO

  • Blueblades
    Blueblades

    Metatron, It is now mandatory for the Writing Dept. to watch the movie, Dumber and Dumber! Good stuff you bring to our attention, thanks.

    Blueblades

  • potleg
    potleg

    2 year correspondence course? Naw...how about Pee Wee's play house?

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    I have to admit that my first reaction to seeing the title of this thread was, "COULD the Awake get any dumber?" But after reading those quotations, I'm thinking maybe it could have...

  • luna2
    luna2

    Way too funny, metatron! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    I thought the latest AWAKE was quite good

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