I just turned 28, two minutes ago. What advice can you give me?

by el jarocho mayor 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • el jarocho mayor
    el jarocho mayor

    Im enjoying that Catch as well Nark.

  • kls
    kls

    Whoopi !!! Happy Birthday and i'll but the first round of drinks

  • Rod P
    Rod P

    Hey, EJM, Happy 28th birthday!

    When I was 28, married with 2 kids, and visiting my mom and dad, I asked mom at what age was I, her son, the most difficult to deal with.

    Without so much as a pause, she replied "28."

    That's the last time I asked her such a dumb question! Have a good one!

    Rod P.

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW!

    OUTASERVICE (WHO WAS 33 WHEN YOU WERE BORN)

  • zagor
    zagor

    have a beer, at that age it's legal in most counties

  • chrissy
    chrissy

    feliz cumpleaƱos veintiocho, el jarocho mayor!!!

    Wear sunscreen, don't smoke too many of those cigars, take care of your body so that it can take care of you, enjoy life one moment at a time, as slowly as it comes to you remembering what William B. Yeats says: "From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye."

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    "Well, what advice can you give me?"

    At 28? Buy a gun. NOW!

    Put the barrel up to your head and squeeze the trigger. If it doesn't pump a hot lead slug into your brain, ending your life, then buy a bigger gun and try again.

    God willing, you will not have bred. Children are God's cruel joke upon us.

  • zagor
    zagor

    oh yes, and don't forget to move OUT of your parents' house :)

  • mamochan13
    mamochan13

    Keep up the good fight, and feliz cumpleanos!

  • AuntieJane
    AuntieJane

    Have a Happy One! Stay sane, but have a few for us here on the board....

    and don't follow Dan's advice, he kinda scares me

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