Why go to all this trouble to raise money for charity when
you can just drop money in our collection box?
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by doodle-v 85 Replies latest jw friends
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greendawn
"A devout JW family running away from the Devil's dark clutch"
Your adversary is chasing you like a roaring lion! -
steve2
This is not a caption, but a reflection:
Isn't it instructive that the Watchtower advised JWs earlier this year that the Awake! magazine was going to published once monthly from next year, down from twice monthly at present, and that the emphasis was now going to be on promoting more biblical topics.
Call me picky, but the latest cover topic is as far removed from Biblical topics as you could get: The end is so very near that who has time to devote to mere physical exercise?
Hey, jogging JW family: Get back home right away and change back into your crimpilene clothes. While there's still daylight, there's more door-knocking to do. Hey! Come back! That's no excuse for running even faster away from home...Modern-day JWs just don't have what it takes...any old excuse to distract themselves from door-knocking...physical exercise indeed...I can't see you for dust.
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Golden Girl
"WE JUST LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TRUTH AND WE ARE SO OUTTA HERE"
Snoozy...running as fast as she can...
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aniron
The Mormons Were Right, More Than One Wife is Fun!
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purplesofa
Remake of The Sound of Music-JW Style
(truely wholesome family entertainment)
all rebellious children have been disfellowshipped from the family