Did you hear about the lady whose husband was a big BB
King fan?
He was a huge fan, had all the albums, all kinds of
memorabilia, he was really into B B King.
Since their 10 year anniversary was coming up, his
wife was trying to decide what to get him for a
present, and she finally decided she had to get him
something that had to do with BB King since that was
such a big part of his life.
After much thought, she decided to get a BB King
tattoo in a place that only he could enjoy. So she
decided to get the intials B B tattooed on her butt
cheeks, one B on each cheek.
They were going out to dinner on their anniversary, so
her plan was to surprise him with it when they got
home. They arrived home, and she hurried in the house
ahead of him, and pulling up her dress and pulling
down her panties, she bent over and looked over her
shoulder. When he came in and saw her, she said "What
do ya think, honey, do you like it?"
He said, "That's really neat sweetheart, but.....
Who's Bob?"