Mood Ring

by startingover 2 Replies latest social humour

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  startingover

  Dear Abby,
  
  My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
  
  The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
  able to monitor my moods.
  
  When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
  
  When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f*@#&$g red
  mark on his forehead.
  
  Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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  lawrence

  Dear Starting Over-

  Maybe he'll learn to duck.
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  drwtsn32

  LOL