methods used to get JWs (and Mormons) off the porch

Robert_V_Frazier

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=752910
Interesting thread, with some good laughs in it!
Robert V Frazier
stillajwexelder

"Sorry, but we worship Satan." Tried this one out when I was sixteen. That's what they get for coming at 8AM. Oddly enough, they've never stopped by again.
I liked this one best
Jez

Holy crap that was a funny read! There are some really good points, like the one posted below.
Meanwhile, have any of them really witnessed Jehovah?