Rhymes

Quentin

Do you remember any from your childhood? Here's two.

One dark night when the moon was bright...Two dead boys got up to fight...They lived on the corner in the middle of the block...In a two story house...On a vacant lot...Back to back they faced each other...Drew their swords and shot each other...A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed the two dead boys.

Teacher, teacher don't wup me...wup that boy behind the tree...he stole the money and I stole the honey...ha, ha teacher ain't that funny.

Mac

Replies to thread so it won't be dead

searches archives in my head...

"Even a man who is pure in heart

and says his prayers by night

may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms

and the autumn moon is bright"

mac, telescopic, lycanthropic, cyberoptic class

IP_SEC

Uh oh..

Comet,, it tastes like gasoline. comet,,, It'll make your teeth so clean, Comet it'll make you vomit, so get some comet and vomit today.

Thank ya, thang ya very much.

Golden Girl

Quinten...isn't there a blind guy in there somewhere that saw it all?

Snoozy..of the "See no evil..hear no evil..speak no evil " class."

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

IP_SEC

Bush your teeth with sanaflush. you dont even need uh brush. Wipe it on, it dont take long, 1, 2, 3 your teeth are gone

IP *m&m* Sec class

Mac

Spray Windex on it!

mac, can't rhyme all the tyme class

Quentin

Oh I see said the blind man to his deaf and dumb daughter...as he stuck his wooden leg out the window to feel for rain

Mac

*tingles with anticipation*

I feel a Greek wedding coming on!!!

mac, oompah class!!!

talesin

... and the Highwayman comes riding, riding ...

and a tall ship to steer me by,

and the lonely seas and the skies ...

t

edit: love Kipling, and byron ... lennon

simplesally

Miss Mary Mack, Mack Mack
All dressed in black black black
With silver buttons buttons buttons
All down her back back back
She asked her mother mother mother
For fifteen cents cents cents
To see the elephants elephants elephants
Jump over the fence fence fence
They jumped so high high high
They reached the sky sky sky
And they never came back back back
'Til the fourth of july -ly -ly

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