Don't you just love ex-JW women!

by ljwtiamb 5 Replies latest social humour

  • ljwtiamb
  • Lehaa

    that's fantastic,

    love it.

    Thanks for sharing

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    Ah personally love X Jay Dub women...]

    But ahm specially fond of Tex-EX Jay Dub women,,,,



  • ljwtiamb

    Country Girl, then you will just luv this one:

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
    > new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
    > bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
    > house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
    > home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a
    > woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she
    > was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he
    > didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,
    > his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the
    > table. The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her
    > that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
    > laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
    > day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the
    > third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
    > of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher
    > and telephone a landscaper.
    > Got to love them Texas Girls

  • ljwtiamb
    I hate it when people forward bogus warnings... but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:

    If someone comes to your door saying they are conducting a survey
    on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so cheap now!

  • zaphod

    this one guy, an elders son who never got baptised had a penchant for witness girls.

    he loved them cos they were always so wet.

    i'm sure his daddy would have been so proud of that.


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