Don't you just love ex-JW women!
by ljwtiamb 5 Replies latest social humour
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Lehaa
that's fantastic,
love it.
Thanks for sharing
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Country Girl
Ah personally love X Jay Dub women...]
But ahm specially fond of Tex-EX Jay Dub women,,,,
Snort
CG
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ljwtiamb
Country Girl, then you will just luv this one:
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
> new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
> bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
> house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
> home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a
> woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she
> was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he
> didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day,
> his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the
> table. The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her
> that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
> day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the
> third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
> of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher
> and telephone a landscaper.
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> Got to love them Texas Girls -
ljwtiamb
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings... but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:
If someone comes to your door saying they are conducting a survey
on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so cheap now! -
zaphod
this one guy, an elders son who never got baptised had a penchant for witness girls.
he loved them cos they were always so wet.
i'm sure his daddy would have been so proud of that.
zaphod