Heard a funny joke on this morning's radio drive time show. One guy always does an irreverent treatment of the news:
"In Vatican City, when the College of Cardinals meet to elect the new Pope, a white puff of smoke will appear if they've chosen his successor. A black puff of smoke will appear if they haven't decided on a successor. If intermittent gray puffs of smoke appear ... then they're having way too much fun and need to send out for more pizza."