Anyone wanna see the size of my light saver?

by ShadowX 8 Replies latest social humour

  • ShadowX
  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    light sabre

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    Beware of unauthorised Newbie use of a light-saber.

    Kwin

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    light sabre

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    http://www.starwars.com/databank/technology/lightsaber/

    The light saber is the weapon of a Jedi, an elegant armament of a more civilized time. In comparison, blasters are crude, inaccurate and loud affairs. To carry a light saber is an example of incredible skill and confidence, dexterity and attunement to the Force.

    When deactivated, a light saber appears as a polished metallic handle, about 30 centimeters long, lined with control studs. At the press of a button the energy contained within is liberated and forms as a shaft of pure energy about a meter long. The saber hums and scintillates with a distinct sound. Its shimmering blade is capable of cutting through almost anything, save for the blade of another light saber .

    In the hands of a Jedi, a light saber is almost unstoppable. It can be used to cut through blast doors or enemies alike. Using the Force, a Jedi can predict and deflect incoming blaster bolts, and reflect them back at the firer.

    After the extermination of the Jedi ranks, light saber s became rare relics. The knowledge of their construction disappeared with their masters. Luke Skywalker, the last of the Jedi, built his own lightsaber as the culmination of his training.

    Although use of the light saber is strictly reserved to the Jedi -- the only ones capable of handling the difficult weapon -- it is also used by their sworn enemies, the Sith.

    Kwin

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    ShadowX:

    Please note:

    Although use of the light saber is strictly reserved to the Jedi -- the only ones capable of handling the difficult weapon -- it is also used by their sworn enemies, the Sith.

    Beware of unauthorised Newbie use of a lightsaber.

    Kwin

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    beware unauthorized or authorised use of american or canadian spelling of sabre (or indeed new zealand spelling)....

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    lmao!!!

    Kwin

  • Frog
    Frog

    :-)

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