Little Grace was not the best student in parochial school.
Usually she slept through her classes. One day the Nun
called on her while she was napping and asked, "Tell me,
Grace, who created the universe?"
When Grace didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the chair
behind her, took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Grace, and the Nun said, "Very good."
Soon Grace fell back asleep. A while later the Nun
called on Grace and asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Grace didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck
her with his pencil. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Grace.
The Nun said, "Very good."
Grace started to fall back asleep, when the Nun asked
Grace a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?"
This time Grace was just awake enough to hear the
question - and she knew what was coming, so she jumped
up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one
more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Nun fainted
This had me rolling
