And my incoming infant is...

by czarofmischief 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!

    No, just kidding. It's a girl! I'm having a girl. And those of you who think there is no God, just know that my behavior is coming back to haunt me today!

    Ay yi yi! So happy!

    CZAR

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Great news, congrats Czar!

    Brummie

  • MerryMagdalene
  • Preston
    Preston

    This is how Pinhead gets punished in Hellraiser 8: Attack of the Spawn

    - Preston

  • bebu
    bebu

    Wooohooo! Congratulations!!!!

    You're gonna be wound tightly around someone's little tiny baby finger, I can tell... And those pins in your face... you'll have to figure out how to shave before July!

    You'll need to be renamed, "Czar of li'l 'Miss Chief'."

    bebu

    (Edited to add, so now do you refer to her as "Jane" instead of Tarzan?)

  • Dustin
    Dustin

    Cograts on the little girl dude. I'm sure she'll be a perfect little angel.

    Dustin

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    CZAR

    CalamityJane and I share in your joy. When "our" daughter was born I took the largest bedsheet I could find and spray painted on it "It's a Girl" and hung it from our balcony.

    God bless the Girls.

    Stole our Rib, then stole our heart.

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    Congratulations Czar & Czarina !!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Congratulations, you old pinhead. You're a father.

    S

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Congratulations, Czar to you and Czarina.

    I dedicate this song to Czar/Daddy. It's from the movie Gigi, sung by the very french, very charming and unforgettable Maurice Chevalier:

    Gigi - Thank Heaven for Little Girls Lyrics

    Thank heaven for little girls
    for little girls get bigger every day!

    Thank heaven for little girls
    they grow up in the most delightful way!

    Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
    one day will flash and send you crashin' thru the ceilin'

    Thank heaven for little girls
    thank heaven for them all,
    no matter where no matter who
    for without them, what would little boys do?

    Thank heaven... thank heaven...
    Thank heaven for little girls!

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