Funniest suggestive but subtle remark ever heard

stillajwexelder

A guy once came up to me (a work colleague actually) and said
Your wife does make a good breakfast
Elsewhere

A billboard I saw going to work in the middle of summer...
Your Wife is Hot... Fix your AC with [Company Name]
Slick Willie

Went into a convenience store with my HUGE insulated 48 oz. mug to get a refill of my diet coke.
Slapped my mug on the counter to pay and the clerk (a woman) said "Oh my Gawd...that's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
I said "Hey women tell me that all the time."
hehe
stillajwexelder

come on guys there must be more
Sparkplug

So I walk up to the counter at the gas station and state. " I got gas..." the man busted out laughing and handed me a tiny Beano. Now I say Gasoline.
willyloman

Long-time billboard in Reno, NV, for A-! Radiator Repair: "Best Place In Town To Take A Leak"
GentlyFeral

Husband, to soon-to-be boyfriend:
"I have to go now - you're much too cute."
Me, newly de-heterosexualized, to receptionist in decolletege covered by fishnet:
"I love your dress - it's so distracting."
gently feral
Xandria

This says it all:
jeanniebeanz

Mae West: "Is that a rabbit in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
No, wait. Maybe that's not so subtle after all. Forget I mentioned it...
J
talesin

Oh, you wanna know how to whistle?
Just put your lips together ... and blow.
It's a quote. Recognize it?
tal