I like Sarcastic Posters

by minimus 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    why am I being a jerk? Am I missing something?

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    some of my all time favorite sarcastic remarks...

    I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

    Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer.

    If I throw a stick will you leave??

    does your train of thought have a caboose?

    The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.

    Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    Errors have been made, others will be blamed.

    Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.

  • Valis
    Valis

    another stellar thread from minimus!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Simon loves George W. Bush

  • Leolaia
  • avishai
    avishai

    Oh, I'm sarcastic. I"M sarcastic!!

    All time JW related sarcastic remark.

    I fell otta da troof and sprained my leg.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Wait, there's more! www.despair.com

    A newbie poster once advised me that newbies don't "get" sarcasm. That set me in to such a spiral of despair, I stopped posting for hours and hours afterwards.

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    As a JW girl, I was raised to grow up, get married, and have babies.

    I grew up, got married and got divorced.

    Hey, 2 outta 3 ain't bad!

    (Pissed my mom off years ago when I told it to her)

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    Mimimus, sarcastic? Thats news to me! ...<brummie dots> ...

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