Hippikon responds favourably to the kingdom message.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. 10 Replies latest jw friends

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  It's all Kon the Greek hippie's fault. He did give me his 'phone number....and I did say I would call him.

  So I did, this morning. Introduced myself (real name) and proceeded to enquire whether he would like a hope for the future ( the usual crap - life on paradise earth, freedom from sickness and death, wonderful loving neighbours etc, etc,). I was expecting at anytime to receive a blast, but as he was at work, and I did call at a rather inconvenient time (is there really any convenient time to listen to a witness [even a make believe one at the time]?) so he handled my call very politely. I then blew my cover and confessed to being cheeses (there must be some irony in that comment) and we both had a good old laugh.

  GOT HIM!

  cheeses. who doesn't like to rub it in......much.
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  under74

  good way to intoduce yourself. Funny.
  BTW- I've wanted to ask for a while but hesitated.........what's up with your avatar?
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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  under74,

  Nothing wrong with the avatar. Showing up perfectly clear at this end.

  cheeses. muttering to himself - "what problem? what problem?"
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  under74

  lol--OH it's showing up clear...just can't quite make it out. Nevermind....I'm gonna leave this one alone.
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  avengers

  BTW- I've wanted to ask for a while but hesitated.........what's up with your avatar?

  Me too. Anyhow, here's my opinion.

  The Holy Jesus, King of the Jews has his head up His
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  seeitallclearlynow

  Under74 - I know what you mean! For some months I was aghast at his avatar and couldn't make it out either, so I finally asked someone, somewhere!

  We're supposed to be able to "see" that a man's head is in the region of his own backside - hmmm. (uh oh - is this hobo talk? )

  Anyway....lol!
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  under74

  Ahh. Thank you seeit --no, not hobo talk but getting close to it : )
  
  But is it Jesus like avengers says?
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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  under74,

  Oooohhhh, I get the message now. Sorry, but we can't leave this alone now. You have broached the subject with some potentially scandalous insinuation.

  To put you at ease. The picture is one taken of me in a bathroom at a party where everyone was expected to do some extraordinary 'trick'. I was 'sprung' in the bathroom practising.

  Fortunately I am of small stature, but very supple and nimble. I have also been blessed with a small head with a pointed forehead and an oily complexion. The first surprise to anyone watching is where I strip off (sometimes with an ooh and an ahhh). Then I bend over and grasp my ankles and proceed to place my head between my legs and more or less fold in half. Then comes the messy part. A deep breath is required and a fair bit of encouragement from the audience. But, it always brings the house down. Unfortunately it doesn't earn me any money. I have auditioned for several circuses without any success, and television shows say there is no audience rating suitable for such a performance.

  So, for the time being I have taken the picture and used it to symbolise your typical jehovahs witness who gets around in life with their head firmly entrenched up their arse.

  cheeses. who says if you believe that, you're likely to believe anything the jws will tell you.
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  Xena

  cheeses. who says if you believe that, you're likely to believe anything the jws will tell you

  or we can just politely listen, nod and disregard it as apparently hippi did the initial part of your conversation with him.
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  under74

  Thanks for the....uh....explanation Holey Crazy