Happy Singles Valentines Day; This Should Make You Feel Better:

by SixofNine 13 Replies latest jw friends

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  SixofNine

  
  "Romance is the cheese in the mousetrap of existence that holds you in place until the metal bar of life comes down and snaps your neck in two."
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  StinkyPantz
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  jeanniebeanz

  How about a translation there, Sixy?

  Jeannie
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  under74

  I get it. hehe
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  xjw_b12

  Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you,

  because I was pissed.

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  I thought that I could love no other

  Until, that is, I met your brother.

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  Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

  But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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  Of loving beauty you float with grace

  If only you could hide your face.

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  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

  This describes everything you are not.

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  I want to feel your sweet embrace

  But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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  I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at

  telling lies!

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  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

  Marrying you screwed up my life.

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  I see your face when I am dreaming.

  That's why I always wake up screaming.

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  My love, you take my breath away.

  What have you stepped in to smell this way

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  My feelings for you no words can tell,

  Except for maybe "go to hell."

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  What inspired this amorous rhyme?

  Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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  Xena

  Cynic

  Happy Valentines Day to everyone
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  Badger

  "I believe in Valentine's Day. It just doesn't believe in me" -- Badger, to his students.
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  Badger

  To allllll the JWD apostafoxes...
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  Sparkplug

  Happy DAY back at ya, Badger. Oh and a special HAPPY DAY to all of us B.A.S.M.s.

  That is Broke a55 Single MOMS! We get the best presents today. For example hyper kids strung out on baby crack. AKA "sugar". Macaroni pictures made into hearts and clay ornaments that look like smashed up hearts. I love this day so much it makes me ill.
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  kaykay_mp

  That is Broke a55 Single MOMS! We get the best presents today. For example hyper kids strung out on baby crack. AKA "sugar". Macaroni pictures made into hearts and clay ornaments that look like smashed up hearts. I love this day so much it makes me ill.

  True dat. True dat.

  laters

  kaykay_mp