Someone mentioned "Jehovahs Chariot is on the move" on another topic and I immediately had flashbacks to those articles where they tried to explain how a chariot could have wheels that went in every direction and also had eyes, something idiotic.
I had a chuckle because the image that then popped into my head when I thought about those wheels going every direction was not one of those clever Honda devices with the clever wheel thingy - no, it was a supermarket trolley. You know the ones where one or two of the wheels wobbly and have a mind of their own and typically want to veer off suddenly into an elaborate display of tinned food?
That is Jehovahs Chariot as driven by the Governing Body. They are all over the place. One minute the internet is evil and the next it's the best thing ever and everyone should use an iPad for everything. One minute we need to built temporary KH's because the end is so near and next they are building a long-term property empire. A generation is one thing then it's another.
They really are like a bunch of old fools driving a wobbly trolly around a supermarket.
But this is cool - it already goes faster, straighter and smoother than Jehovahs Wobbly Trolley!