Jehovah Witnesses for Sale

by alias 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • imnottheonlyone!

    Oh my! too funny!!

  • Incense_and_Peppermints

    hehe "kingdom ken"... of course, her friends and relatives are sold seperately, so they're easier to shun.

  • Deputy Dog
    Deputy Dog

    I knew they were hard up for money. I wonder if they are anointed or just garden variety slave class? Is there a price difference?

  • alias

    Minimum bid is based on level of Spiritual Qualifications?.

    Inactive = Cheaper by the dozen

    Token Publisher = No minimum bid

    Reg Publisher = 10

    Aux Pio = 20

    Reg Pio = 30

    MS =40

    Elder = 50

    CO = 60

    Bethelite = 70

    GB = 80

    Annointed = 90 (if under 40, half price)

    Skilled vs Non-Skilled, times on the red carpet, DF'd, Reproved, Marked, and number of highlighters used in Watchtower preparation all figure in as well...

    Just kidding, of course...

  • steve2

    What I'd like to know as an informed consumer is this: If I buy a JW and he doesn't work as instructed, can I return him? While I know what the reject policy is (absolute shunning), I would like to know what the "return and replace" policy is . Thank you in anticipation.

  • candidlynuts

    dont buy kingdom ken..he's not anatomically correct!

  • steve2
    dont buy kingdom ken..he's not anatomically correct!

    All the better, I'd say. What's his going price?

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