To the Nations of Isreal and Palestine

Elsewhere

Humans are born with the desire to do "good".

You see, the Jews think their god is good and the Palestinians think that their god is good.

The Jews' god said: Killing all of the Palestinians is good.
The Palestinians' god said: Killing all of the Jews is good.

Therefore, the Jews think that killing Palestinians is a good thing and Palestinians think that killing Jews is a good thing.... so long as their gods continue to tell them that killing the other is good, they will continue the killing.

They are only trying to be good god-fearing people.

Mary

We wouldn't have wars if women were ruling the world.

SixofNine

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stillajwexelder

We wouldn't have wars if women were ruling the world. I think you are correct

onacruse

Allah ahkbar.

xjw_b12

We wouldn't have wars if women were ruling the world.

I luv ya Mary, but I would rephrase that as...

We wouldn't have wars if mothers were ruling the world.

Elsewhere

Allah ahkbar.

funkyderek

We wouldn't have wars if mothers were ruling the world.

It'd be so much better:

"Iraq, go to your room."

"Israel and Palestine, if you don't stop fighting, no TV for a month."

"America, put that down, you know it doesn't belong to you."

Mary

Heh-heh-heh..........yep, the UN would be set up totally different. There would be a section for women who have PMS (it would be enclosed and every seat would have an unlimited supply of godiva chocolate), and every seat would have a whirlpool foot bath. Pregnant women would have extra comfy heated chairs and burkas would be burned and the poor Islamic woman could have their hair washed, cut, blow dried, coloured and styled.

The sign on the door would say Bitching Session Now In Progress. Please Join Us! There would be wine, cheese and crackers and more chocolate as we talked about last night's episode of Desperate Housewives and which character we identify most closely with.

By this point, we'd all be so happy that going to war would be the last frigging thing on our minds!!

To the Nations of Isreal and Palestine

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