Guns vs. Doctors

by Frannie Banannie 1 Replies latest social humour

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    A funny forward I got from a friend.

    Doctors
    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
    ( C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health &Human Services.

    Now think about this:
    Guns:
    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that
    is 80 million.
    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year all age groups
    is 1,500.
    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 000188
    Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
    than gun owners.

    Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
    DOCTOR.

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban
    doctors before this gets completely out of hand !!!!!

    Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the
    statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic
    and seek medical attention !

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    LOL. Ain't THAT the truth!

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