the Jerky Boys

by kaykay_mp 6 Replies latest social entertainment

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    I decided to start my own thread instead of hijacking the other one about "What kind of music do you listen to?"

    Sol has got to be my favorite character:

    I like the one where he's talking to this guy's mom; it's called "Nudist Colony"--"He said we go to the beach and step on piss clams." "They used to rub sand baskets all over my assy nipples."

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    I'm gonna have to go back and look up their stuff. I've forgotten most of it.

    Time for some father son bonding- I gotta pass the "jerky boy" torch- should be a right of passage!

    u/d

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    I loved when Kamal would do his snake charmer character:

    "i was performing with my cobra. He bit me in the eye, so now I gotta poison eye! (doing impression of snake charmer flute) Dooo, doo doo doo doo dooooo. so now i got the poison eye. Aaaack! It hurts!"

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • Nancy Drake
    Nancy Drake

    LOL!

    the guy who called about the balloons so he could fly his son around the room!!!

    Or...

    "Do you have any two seater bicycles?"

  • el jarocho mayor
    el jarocho mayor

    i love the one where the guy calls a lawyer to tell him that he has been "hurt" on the job by his boss! I loved that one!

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    The homosexual guy who wanted breast enlargement:

    "now, does someone beat me about the breasts until they enlarge?" "You know, I don't know which way i'm swining, so I tuck my penis between my legs."

    the same guy who wants to buy mattresses:

    "so, can i bring over my partner, so we can come test out these fkkers?" "'cause we really rock the house."

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • Badger
    Badger

    I'm from Oklahoma...Roy D. Mercer is my choice.

    Badger, of the "How biguva boy are you?" class

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