Two Mexicans, who had been lost in the desert for weeks, were at death's
door.
As they stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or
something similar, they suddenly spied through the heat and haze, a tree,off
in the distance .
As they got closer, they began to make out that the tree was draped with
bacon. There was smoked bacon, crispy bacon, juicy nearly-raw bacon, bacon
of all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe," cried Don Pedro, "ees a bacon tree! We are saved!" "You're
right, amigo!" said Pepe as he
ran on ahead and running up to the tree, salivating at the prospect of food.
When he got to within five feet of the tree, the sound of machine gun fire
erupted and down he went in a hail of bullets.
Don Pedro quickly dropped down on the sand and called out to his dying
friend, "Pepe! Pepe! Que
pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath, Pepe called out, "Run amigo, run! Ees not a bacon
tree! Ees a ham bush!
Thees joke courtesy my jw brother, Thanks bro...
WARNING- groans may be emitted
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Badger
You stole that from me...I've been telling that joke since I was 6...
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