so... have you heard about the whole watchtower conspiracy?

by hmm...interesting 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    so... have you heard about the whole watchtower conspiracy?

    No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it!

  • hmm...interesting

    Acually, i just want to know what the JW's believe. The title of this post was just an attention getter, i guess. So, for those of you who are jehovas witnesses, tell me what you believe about God, about the meaning of life, and what happens when and after you die. I am very interested.

  • kls

    Hi hmm . So do you want answers from now practicing JWS or XJWS cause we got them all and you will get different answers .

  • Vivamus

    Care to share a little background info on yourself? Why the heck should we tell you what we believe? Why your interest and whats up with the attention-seeking-first topic ...

    Btw, most of us are EX JW, thank god ...

    Blue Bubblegum Girl

  • Brummie
    so... have you heard about the whole watchtower conspiracy?

    hmm....not interesting.


    btw, welcome aboard.

  • truthseeker1

    Pick up one of the JW "Knowledge" books, it explains exacty what the jws are told to believe.

  • pr_capone

    Viv, have I told you yet how much I love your avatar? Beautiful eyes!!!!!

    hmmmm - attention getting, definately. But, why the interest in the JW's. If I may, I would simply tell you to stay away but it doesnt hurt to know more I guess. Are you looking into it or is it just general interest in cults?

    Kansas District Overbeer

  • Happy Guy :)
    Happy Guy :)

    no, really, do you know how it all started? I'm just curious. We could tell you but then we would have to (cough) you.

  • pr_capone

    We have to cough on him? What about saying NI! :D

    Kansas District Overbeer

  • one

    just that a half smart lawer (judge?) took the ball (full of hot air) and ran with it. Ball filled by a crackpot (pyramidical) who died (killed?) while taveling in a sales/promotion (wheat?) campaing. After enjoying life to the fullest extend (drinking banned liquid) he also died.

    Then a frustrated wanabe Walmart executive and a virgin (nicknamed Oracle) shaped the ball more nicely, creating a 3D illusion, so that a "great crowd" followed the ball game, religiously, they took they Yankke stadium by Storm...

    fast forward

    Then someone invented the INTERNET.

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