How Long is a Piece Of String? How Far does the Crow Fly

stillajwexelder

How Long is a Piece Of String? How Far does the Crow Fly
Undecided

It dependends on the piece of string and the crow.
Ken P.
Satanus

Is one end of the string attached to the other? Why does the crow fly?
S
kwintestal

What if the crow wasn't in fact flying, and was hopping as crows often do? What makes a string a string, and not a rope? You're just stringing us along on this one. After, we'll eat crow.
Kwin
Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Excuse me, but
How long is a Chinese name.
cheeses - allowing you to decide whether that be a question or a statement.
StinkyPantz

How long is a Chinese name.
Aren't proper names capitalized?
Satanus

Why is a crow called a crow? Does it crow? If it flies, should it not be called a fly? Does a string string? Plato would have wanted to know, wouldn't he?
S
Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

SP
That is true, but if the long were to be capitalized that would negate some of the deep thought required to reach a decision about whether the written words are a statement or possibly a question. Sure, I know a question needs a question mark, but...........
cheeses - just wishing to keep it simple.
StinkyPantz

Holey-
You're right, questions end with question marks, so either you have trouble with punctuation, or trouble with proper capitalization.
Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

SP
No more brain teasers for you.
cheeses. Who is off to do some gardening.