Thanksgiving Menu at Bethel for 2004

by Scorpion 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    New World Diner

    Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
    (a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER

    ENTREES

    Shrimp Creole
    Trinitarian Roast
    Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
    Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
    Jehovah Gyros
    Filet of No Sole
    Chicken ala Kingdom
    Elder Burgers
    Wild Beast Stew

    APPETIZERS

    Society Soup
    Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons
    Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing SIDE DISHES

    Russell Potato Chips
    Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
    No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
    Franz Fries
    Retried Human Beans
    Spicy Gehenna Chili
    Passed Over Memorial Bread DESSERTS

    Pioneer Upsidedown Cake
    Arch Angels Food Cake
    Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
    Apostate Pops
    Pagan Pudding
    Date Bread Surprise
    Prophet in a Sense Cakes BEVERAGES

    1925 Shun Shine Punch
    1914 Watchtower Rose'
    New Light Beer NEW ON THIS YEARS MENU Leo Greenpeas Evil Slave Salad with End of the World Salad Dressing Everlasting Life Cookies Field Ministry Fondue Gilead Goulash Book Study Surprise Good News Bologna Paradise Pie All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.

    Hope you can come!

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy

    LOL!!! I'm sure the Bethelites would consider that a welcome change from the oh-so-popular Liver and onions that is usually served there...

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    book study surprise? whats that? the boogars from the chairs the snot nosed kids sit in?

    hilarious menu scorp.

  • kls
    kls

    Scorpion that is so good i am going to print this out for my Frig.,,,,,,,LOL

  • hubert
    hubert

    Sounds yummy !!

    Are they selling tickets?

    Hubert

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    Hubert,

    If you think this Menu sounds yummy, wait till you see next years additions to the menu.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Do the elder burgers contain real elders, or imitation? Hopefully, no ms's or elderette additives. Don't forget the hot ministerial serviettes, district hors'douvres.

    S

  • gespro
    gespro

    LMAO!

    GOOD ONE

    g

  • willyloman
    willyloman
    Do the elder burgers contain real elders, or imitation?

    The latter, presumably, since there's no shortage of raw materials.

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