No contest
Posted on Thursday, November 4, 2004. From a list of cases heard in U.S. civil and criminal courts, published in the October 24, 2004, issue of the ABA Journal eReport, the online magazine of the American Bar Association. Originally from Harper's Magazine, January 2004. Sources
Schmuck v. Dumm
United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
I Am the Beast Six Six Six v. Michigan State Police
Friends of Kangaroo Rat v. California Dept. of Corrections
State v. Big Hair
Billy-Bob Teeth Inc. v. Novelty Inc.
U.S. v. Pipe on Head
Herb v. Grow
Henny Penny v. Chicken Little
Advance Whip & Novelty Co. v. Benevolent Protective Order of Elks
Fried v. Rice
Outlaw v. Commonwealth
Bad Ass Coffee Co. of Hawaii v. Bad Ass Coffee Limited Partnership
Easter Seal Society .for Crippled Children v. Playboy Enterprises
Loser v. Superior Court of Alameda County
State v. Nailer
People v. Fester
United States of America v. 2,116 Boxes of Boned Beef, Weighing Approximately 154,121 Pounds, and 541 Boxes of Offal, Weighing Approximately 17,732 Pounds
Jones v. God, Jesus, Others
Plough v. Fields
Farmer v. Heard
United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Article Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo Fly Powders for Drunkenness
Truelove v. Truelove
Klink v. Looney
Hamburger v. Fry
Lexis-Nexis v. Beer
Short v. Long
People v. Booger