No Contest!

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  • Valis
    Valis

    No contest

    Posted on Thursday, November 4, 2004. From a list of cases heard in U.S. civil and criminal courts, published in the October 24, 2004, issue of the ABA Journal eReport, the online magazine of the American Bar Association. Originally from Harper's Magazine, January 2004. Sources

    Schmuck v. Dumm

    United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff

    I Am the Beast Six Six Six v. Michigan State Police

    Friends of Kangaroo Rat v. California Dept. of Corrections

    State v. Big Hair

    Billy-Bob Teeth Inc. v. Novelty Inc.

    U.S. v. Pipe on Head

    Herb v. Grow

    Henny Penny v. Chicken Little

    Advance Whip & Novelty Co. v. Benevolent Protective Order of Elks

    Fried v. Rice

    Outlaw v. Commonwealth

    Bad Ass Coffee Co. of Hawaii v. Bad Ass Coffee Limited Partnership

    Easter Seal Society .for Crippled Children v. Playboy Enterprises

    Loser v. Superior Court of Alameda County

    State v. Nailer

    People v. Fester

    United States of America v. 2,116 Boxes of Boned Beef, Weighing Approximately 154,121 Pounds, and 541 Boxes of Offal, Weighing Approximately 17,732 Pounds

    Jones v. God, Jesus, Others

    Plough v. Fields

    Farmer v. Heard

    United States v. 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Article Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo Fly Powders for Drunkenness

    Truelove v. Truelove

    Klink v. Looney

    Hamburger v. Fry

    Lexis-Nexis v. Beer

    Short v. Long

    People v. Booger

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    seeitallclearlynow
    Henny Penny v. Chicken Little

    Cute.

    Outlaw v. Commonwealth

    Bad Ass Coffee Co. of Hawaii v. Bad Ass Coffee Limited Partnership

    Loser v. Superior Court of Alameda County

    United States of America v. 2,116 Boxes of Boned Beef, Weighing Approximately 154,121 Pounds, and 541 Boxes of Offal, Weighing Approximately 17,732 Pounds

    "Offal" - isn't that some kind of economy meat in the UK?

    Jones v. God, Jesus, Others

    Truelove v. Truelove
    Sad somehow!

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