Ferrari Formula 1 Team has new pit crew!

by Gadget 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Gadget

    The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
    The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
    UK Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employed people from
    Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary
    how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a set
    of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
    Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions
    of euros worth of high tech equipment.

    Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
    Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the
    UK under New Labour.

    As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
    advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than
    they bargained for.

    At the crew's first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew
    successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within
    12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the
    McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilogram of speed and some
    photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

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  • xjw_b12

    LOL Wouldn't be this bunch then I guess?

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