I'm a "Geeist." That's almost like a Deist. Sorta.
"Gee Whiz. The world and Universe fascinates me!"
"So you believe in God and creation, eh?"
"Gee whiz. I'm not sure. I have so many questions......"
"You couldn't possibly have so many questions if you just believed God made everything...."
"Indeed. I have MORE questions if God made everything."
"Like, why is everything so fucked up?"
"So you hate God, huh?"
"No, I don't hate God. I just don't understand God. I'm a "gee-Whiz" kind of guy. I'm a Geeist!"
"You are not a deep thinker, are you?"
"No. I'm not a deep bull-shitter, either. What is your point?"
"You cannot accept that God made everything, can you?"
"After talking to you, I think I cannot accept that God made everything. Especially people like you. Sorry. God is just not that stupid to have made people like you. I'm still a "Geeist", though."
"God will KILL you for saying that, fool."
" He WILL? He will keep people like YOU around after he KILLS me? Dang! Gee Whiz! I'm definitely a "Geeist" now!"