Joke: What do you want out of life?

by Gerard 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Gerard

    A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

    A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

    The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

    The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it".

    The Teacher Fainted.

  • Celia

    Precocious little girl, isn't she ?

  • willy_think

    LOL... I like that one.

    Teacher asks the class to write a paper called "what I would like to be when I grow up?" one little boy pens a paper explaining how he would like to move to Nevada and become a pimp. The teacher is understandably upset and said, "You can't do that." The kid responds, "Don't you think you should look at my business modal first?"

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