by Nancy Drake 12 Replies latest jw friends
I woke up today with my finger stuck inside a Mountain Dew can! I couldn't get it out! I don't know how the hell it happened!
What's worse, I panicked because it was stuck and I tried to yank it out. I cut my finger pretty badly!
Has anyone else ever woke up to something strange like this?
It's those smurfed aliens again. First it was just flying around in saucers, then abductions, now, it's sticking peoples' fingers in cans while they sleep. Where will it end? The govt should do something.
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ive had that happen...except it happened with a giant heineken bottle..i honestly dont remember
a.) buying it b.) if it had alcohol in it.
all i know is that i use it for pennies now.
well....it wasn't my finger and it wasn't her can....but yeah!
The only odd thing I've ever done is shut off my alarm clock in my sleep. I took to taping the "Alarm On" button down which worked.
When I was a kid my bed was next to an electrical plug that was missing the front face. This left all of the wires exposed. One night I was very rudely awakened when my big toe got hung up in the wires
When I was a kid my bed was next to an electrical plug that was missing the front face
Elsewhere,
Wow, your parents must have really been into child safety!
Elsewhere, you're hilarious. I always enjoy your posts.
Waking up by being zapped. Wow.
I woke up today with my finger stuck inside a Mountain Dew can!
Well...if Bob Saget was still hosting America's Funniest Home Videos I would of suggested sending the tape in...
Is that what they mean by Doing the Dew"?
