A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
and
says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't it obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any
moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up."
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start
at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
also think.
Kate