For the first time, I actually found a JW tract at my door. Now, I remember when I used to do tract work, they were all printed at the society and properly worded.
But this one just takes the cake. I thought that the only thing the JW's were allowed to distribute were those that were actually printed by the society. There are many misspelled words, bad grammar, and handwritten corrections to the typed message.
I will attempt to recreate the wording on this tract. All misspellings and bad grammar have been recreated as it appears on the tract. Here goes.... (ALL CAPS INTENDED)
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WARNING NOTICE
THY KINGDOME COME, ON EARTH, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. JESUS CHRIST, WITH GODS KINGDOM, ARE GOING TO TURN THE EARTH INTO A PARADISE, AS INTENTED IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. REALITY, AS WE KNOW IT WILL CHANGE. IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER, THERE WILL BE NO SICKNISS AND DEATH, WAR OR VIOLENCE. MEN WILL LOVE THIER NIEGHBER OR ELSE. EVEN THE ANIMALS WILL BE AT PEACE WITH MAN, JUST LIKE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL PURPOSE FOR THE EARTH AND MAN. BUT MAN, WITH THE HELP OF THE DEVEL, HAVE SWAYED AWAY FROM GODS ORIGINAL PURPOSE. ACORDING TO BIBLE PRHOPHECY, GODS KINGDOM IS GOING TO COME WHEN THE WORLD WAS IN VERY BAD CONDITION. CRIME, VIOLENCE, POLLUTION, OVERPOPULATION, POVERTY, STARVATION, AND ON AND ON.
2000 YEARS AGO, JESUS SPOKE OF THIS CENTURY IN THE BIBLE BOOK OF MATTHEW, CHAPTER 24. ITS A PRIVILAGE TO LIVE IN A TIME THAT THE BIBLE PROPHETS SOPKE OF. SO ITS GOOD TO KNOW THAT THERE IS A GOD OF LOVE WHO WILL NOT ALLOW LIFE TO CONTINUE UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES. VERY SOON, HE WILL CRUSH SATEN AND HIS DEMONS IN THE BATTLE OF ARMAGEDON. AND THAT WILL BE THE START OF THE HEALING PROCESS IN WHICH GODS KINGDOM WILL RESTORE MAN AND THE EARTH TO GODS ORIGINAL PURPOSE. ANYBODY WHO HAS STUDIED THE TEACHINGS OF CHRIST KNOW HE PROMISED ETERNAL LIFE TO HIS FOLLOWERS, IN THE NEXT LIFE. IT MIGHT BE HARD TO IMAGINE NOW, BUT GOD IS A JEALOUS GOD, AND ALL LIFE BELONGS TO HIM. AND HE WILL HAVE HIS WAY. AND HE HAD HIS WAY WORTE DOWN IN THE BIBLE. SO IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GOD, JESUS, OR LIVING FOREVER, THEN CONTACT A LOCAK KINGDOM HALL OF JEHOVAHS WITTNESSES WITH AN OPEN MIND. THIER ORIGINAL NAMES WERE THE BIBLE STUDENDS. AND THE NAME JEHOVAH IN ANY DICTIONARY OR ENCYCLOPEDEA RENDERS GOD ALMIGHTY. JESUS CHRIST STARTS OFF THE LORDS PRAYER WITH OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
LEARNING ABOUT GOD AND JESUS IS THE MOST IMPORTENT THING YOU COULD EVER DO.
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Makes me just want to drop everything and run down to the kingdom hall.