REMOVE ONE AND ADD ONE : BIBLE BOOK

by Terry 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Snowcrash
    Snowcrash

    Remove Pslams and replace it with "C++ for Dummies".

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    I'd remove Jude and Amos (The least useful books in the bible) and replace them with CoC and anything by Enroth.

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    Just one???

    Well, heck. You make it difficult...

    Okay... how about...

    Genesis

    Little Red Riding Hood

    Goldielocks & the Three Bears

    The Ugly Duckling

    Tales of the Arabian Nights

    I guess that's all the fairy tales that I can think of right now...

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • dh
    dh

    i would remove 'the song of solomon' and replace it with 'the song of dh', in the song of dh they would sing love songs about me and my 700 wives and 300 concubines.

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    Hey, Jude has that verse about "be merciful to those who doubt." (vs 22) Can't throw that one out. How about Obadiah instead. Replace Amos and Obadiah with "Dune"

    Odrade

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    Remove Genesis and replace it with The Age of Reason

    I'm with Farkel...(suck up)

    I had never read Age of Reason until Farkel posted a link to it on another thread.If you read it for yourself you can see where it belongs at the very FRONT on any bible. http://www.infidels.org/library/historical/thomas_paine/age_of_reason/index.shtml

    Poz.

  • Glenmore
    Glenmore

    Add Gospel of Thomas and then there would be no arguments of G-d being within you

    Delete (a favorite word of mine) Matthew and there goes the F&D Slave

  • Glenmore
    Glenmore

    Damn, there's still Luke!

    OK, I'll go for the Old Testament out and the Nag Hammadi Library in - that'll confuse the hell out of the agressive fundamentists, Christian, Jewish and Moslem.

  • heathen
    heathen

    I might replace ezekiel with the words , I really really hate you , but I'll get over it , love God .....

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    poz,

    : I'm with Farkel...(suck up)

    Nothing wrong with that! (As long as all the ducks are in order.)

    Farkel

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