The Truth about Venice

by Maximus 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • Maximus
    Maximus

    ..
    All right, folks. Venice is calling in the heavy artillery. I also have Mafia connections who are not named Guido, but Knee-cap Charlie and Sal the Stiletto. They make Tony Soprano look like the tooth fairy. Trust me.

    So knock it off.

    I've not seen Venice, but I do know she has two very large assets.

    Her brain, and her heart.

    How do I know? 'Cause I know her Mom and Dad.

    Her genes are the best.

    Ah, ah, ah! Basta.

    We'll be watching, and we know names.

    Maximus

  • noidea
    noidea

    Ven,

    Being a newbie and all I would like to be one of the first to apologize for bringing your post to the top.

    It is one of those things that usually happens to me and I really loved the shoe being on someone else's foot.

    I'm sorry if it was carried too far please accept!

  • Maximus
    Maximus

    Thaaaaat's better. Sal is starting to relax ... a little.

    Anyone else?

    Step lively, now.

    Maximus

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Hmmmm. Ven, you got connections?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading."
    TERTULLIAN, Adversus Valentinianos

  • Maximus
    Maximus

    Connections? The very best.

    Seems our friendly feline R/Cat has an inside line too. Louie the Lip has handed me the following facsimile:

    <Maximus, I would love to join your Venice thread, in the spirit meant,
    but alas, I've reached my posting limit while tusseling with the "Homie"
    over in COMF's thread. I can't even go in and sock TeeJay in the snout for
    his nasty post! lol

    <But once my posting privileges are returned, I will be certain to apologize
    to our lovely friend Venice for any hurt feelings.>

    Not catty. Good.
    I hasten to add Venice the Sweet has not complained about hurt feelings, merely bandwidth.

    Maximus

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Methinks we need visual! Not so good as a radio show

    Ozzie (of the truth in advertising class)

  • Maximus
    Maximus

    Ozziepost, if you don't mean visual like that below, you are in serious trouble. Govern yourself accordingly. Can you spell P 66?
    Max

  • Maximus
    Maximus

    No, Alan, no.

    It's not the words to "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."

    This is a codex that starts off with John 1:1. Dated 200 C.E. Really.

    Always provide the authentic, that's the ticket.

    Maximus

  • TR
    TR

    Although the posts about Ven's boobs were enticing, her gregariousness, wit and intelligence are what endear her to most on this forum, I believe.

    I humbly offer my sincerest of apologies to a wonderful lady, If I offended.

    TR

    "I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every
    form of tyranny over the mind of man." --Thomas Jefferson*

  • Big Jim
    Big Jim

    She is smart she is very pretty and she is going to wash that borg right out of your hair to.

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