Diarhea is hereditary

by HappyDad 6 Replies latest social humour

  • HappyDad
    HappyDad

    Heard from a famous comic:

    Medical scientists have now confirmed that diarhea is hereditary.

    They have found traces of it in peoples jeans.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........how sick!

    HappyDad

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    HD-

    Don't quit your day job!

  • Valis
    Valis

    OMG...happy is on a tear today *LOL* Is there no stopping this madman?

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Kaethra
    Kaethra

    Years ago, I heard it told this way: 'Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?' *pause for effect* :) 'Yeah, it runs in your jeans.'

    An old friend of mine thought the joke was hilarious and he tried to tell it to some other friends. (btw...he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.) He said, 'Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?' *pause* 'Yeah. It runs down your pants.' guffaw Those of us who knew what the joke actually was thought his version was even funnier. har!

  • Netty
    Netty

    Good to know.

  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug

    Ohhhhhhhhhh, that hurt. It's a good thing you are getting married to a good woman, she will be able to take care of you and pick you up when you fall on your face, or mess your pants. Bug

  • Thirdson
    Thirdson

    Gray hair is hereditary as well. My dad swears he got his from the kids.

    As for diarhea, it is commonly known to run in your jeans.

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

    3rd

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