by Terry 48 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Okay, here is your chance to straighten out the entire Universe!
Just like in the Jim Carrey movie, Bruce Almighty, you will be given God's job for a day. You can control EVERYTHING, though, unlike him; there is no limit to your power.
What would you do? How would you improve the human condition? What wrongs would you right? Would it all just be a "me, me, me"?
I'd do what god has evidently done: arrange it so I won the world's biggest lottery and had unlimited resources. Then buy an isolated island somewhere, stock the cupboard, and let the world go on its merry way.
I would make everybody healthy, happy and successful!!! (including myself!!!)
That is to hard to answer, there are consequences and effects to many changes. I f one change is made there can be a rippling affect on something else .
I would tell the whole world exactly what I expect of them. I would make the bible clear.
I'm sorry, Terry, it must be my mood tonite.....but, honestly, the first thing I thought of after reading your question was this:
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
And keep it company
(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to see the world for once
(Let the world sing today)
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
For peace throughout the land
That's the song I hear
(That's the song I hear)
Let the world sing today
(Let the whole wide world keep singing)
A song of peace that echoes on
And never goes away
Nah...On second hand, I would be nice and give eveyone 3 wishes...
Well come to think of it i would bring my horse Whiskey back, for myself that would be wonderful.
Hmmm... tough question.. but if I were 'god' I would be 'all-powerful', riiiiiight?
So... there I am... *knock* *knock* on the door of all the KHs - simultaneously - (since I'm 'god', I can do that.)
When they let me in, I tell them who I am... and say *reading from list - in god-like booming voice*
"hmmm... well, I'm here to let yall know that yall are the 'chosen' ones!"
*looking closer at list*
"Oh wait. Sorry - forget that. Wrong church. As you were. My mistake. Bye."
*leaves hastily - walking through door*
...
...and that's what I would do. To see the look on their 'collective' faces would be priceless.
Regards,
Jim TX
Well, first I'd write "You Have Been Weighed on the Scales and Been Found Deficient" on the wall at the next Bethel sit-down for dinner and scare the Jehoobers out of 'em. Then I'd hit 'em with the old standard rain of fire and sulphur. That would be the first thing.
